Sunday, 15 April 2012

TITA; Things That Annoy Me - Part Two

Well it's been a while since I last posted my musings and a lot has happened since then. First off though, I need to finish off blog projects that I have previously started. We'll start with the continuation of the things that annoy me. I had a lot of positive feedback from that one.




  • Politicians who spend more time bitching at the opposition than actually coming up with their own ideas
  • People who bitch about a political decision just because it was made by the opposition of the party they support
  • People who think having a criminal record is 'cool'
  • People who hate the police
  • People who obstruct the emergency services in any way
  • Glory hunting football and rugby supporters
  • Wigan Warriors
  • Dave Whelan and Maurice Lindsay (you insensitive, greedy, lying bastards)
  • Prima donna wendyballers who fall over whenever anyone comes within 10 feet of their hair
  • People who bitch because you don't like gravy/mushy peas/curry sauce. My taste differs to yours, get over it
  • Men who spend more than 30 seconds preparing their hair in any one day
  • People who own, use or fail to slap people who own or use tanning salons
  • Men who use sunbeds (man up you pansy)
  • Anybody who thinks the 'tango' look is attractive
  • Anybody in Britain who has a tan of any sort between the months of November and March who hasn't been to the Southern Hemisphere within said months
  • Women who buy/drive Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution's. NO. You have to buy an Impreza, the Evo is not for you
  • Sexist people
  • People who took offence to the previous two entries and didn't spot the deliberate irony
  • People who think cheating on a partner is a good thing
  • People who break the law and then say they deserve 'human rights'
  • NIMBY's
  • Human rights activists who are directly responsible for thousands of deaths because a dangerous criminal 'had a right' to freedom. Back off Brussels
  • People who need subtitles because they can't hear the TV but have no problem complaining that your music is 'too loud'
  • People who judge me because I don't have a criminal record. Something wrong there.....
  • Parents who wrap their child in cotton wool and then blame society because their child can't defend themselves
  • People who won't accept blame or responsibility for their own actions
  • Solicitors and lawyers who have filled the courts up with frivolous claims from people who think tripping over a paving slab means they deserve a free holiday in Ibiza
  • People who think tripping over a paving slab means they deserve a free holiday in Ibiza
  • Bankers, estate agents and people who purchase property in order to make a profit, who push up the cost of said property, filling each others pockets
  • Property shows on the telly which serve as an advertisement for the above system
  • People who think I'm strange because looks are not at the top of the list of things i look for in a woman
  • People who set up social media accounts for babies or pets, or anyone else who has no say in what is put on these accounts
  • People who don't respect the unwritten rules of the 'anti-social noise limit' code. 11pm to 11am, keep the noise down
  • People who abandon animals 
  • People who mistreat domestic pets
  • Vegetarians who think farm animals have rights too. If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food
  • Vegetarians
  • People who when discussing a group which will stamp out the stigma of mental health, distrust a member of said group because of their mental health problems in the past
Keep an eye out for more blogs over the coming days folks

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